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I got a story for you.

My brother and I where in Las Vegas wandering around when we saw the "rent a Ferrari". I was acting like a kid my age going "cool a farrarah! Sweet!" and such but then reality hit. I looked at the street, it was worse then what I seen in Chicago. Traffic was locked and no one moving, Cept for 1 Ferrari. He pulled right up hooker in passanger revving away. 5minutes pass and he is just revving the **** thing at traffic. Half hour later same car just sitting there lady of the night displeased. 2hrs later leaving Vegas we passed by him just yelling at the rental guy and the hooker was walking away displeased. beacuse he blew $400 or so + hooker on the experience of sitting and engine revving at rubbernecks who where taking pictures of the super car and the fact that it was a weekend and holiday.
 

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Ok let's break it down....

IDIOT RENTED FERRARI FOR $50.....

SAT FOR 3 HOURS REVING ENGINE TRYING TO IMPRESS HOOKER.

I LAUGHED AT HIM DUE TO BEING LAND LOCKED IN LABOR DAY TRAFFIC FOR 2.5 HOURS FOR THE PRICE OF ROUGHLY $500 REVVING THE ENGINE OF A FERRARI.......

HA HA.....

That simple enough or should I draw pictures?
 

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I said I couldn't comprehend your sentences, not that I am deaf. (since caps indicated yelling on the internet)

But yes I see the humor in that Jaket, thanks for sharing.
 

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Ah jaket - All caps in a memo of any kind is equal to yelling. In our corporate world that is spelled out in communication ettiquet. And you can lose your job for doing that after repeat warnings.
 

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Maybe I got my wires crossed on spoken : written as knowing that the exclamation adds emotion of joy or anger and caps just means strict. But then in our corporate world Iam the equivalent of a barbaric lunatic. Which IAM PROUD OF!

Could mean Iam furious or Happy as ....... is a long pause sometimes used for annoyed/stern or dramatic effect depending on situation when added with caps to make it Something..... Very.....SERIOUS.... Though I did get a good laugh at the thought of making someone deaf through caps lock. But then its like acting, make the blind see and the deaf hear.

But then I should stop using my phone for surfing this website, touch screens are really hateful to someone accustomed to typing on a regular keyboard.
 

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"I really cannot comprehend your sentences."

The fact is...he has gotten much better.
 

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grammer Is a krutch

I call BS on the Vegas story. Lived there; not how it happens. (Those exotic rentals are not $50 bucks either.)
Also you do not sit with a hooker in your car. That would defeat the purpose... Perhaps an escort [which is a glorified hooker], but now we are past digression.

That said, a good thread, taken out back and beaten by a bunch of disrespectful hillbillies with horrible dental work. All that for trying to share something 'cool' with a stranger. ::shakes head::
 

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Escort, hooker same thing. Besides the exotic car rental advertised something like $50hr + $400 down payment. maybe when I was in town during a holiday and a weeked they where giving a deal.
 

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Where is Conan The Grammarian?
 

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Seriously??? LOL in the new dictionary? Jiminy christmas!
 
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