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QUICK! Stay right where you are, until the gubbmint sends busses to take you to your local NFL Stadium. Then strat killing your neighbors and ripping them off....blame O'Bama for not doing enough for you quickly enough.

Where is the federal response? Where is O'Bama? Flying over at 30K feet on the way to another partisan fundraiser?

Where's his humanity???

Oh wait, you're white. Fergetaboutit! Next...
 

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I'm patiently waiting for Kanye West Henry Rollins to declare on national TV "O'Bama does not care about white people" to jumpstart the relief effort.
 

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^^^^LOL ^^^^
 

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Then on rebound Obama will do a press release saying he doesn't dislike white people in a country across seas. Starting with the story of an average person that will mesh in like all his speeches and it'll end like a Allstate commercial.
 

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What's even more ridiculous is that Obama went to Texas for a fund raiser.

We who had trained the crews (flight and ground) of the Space Shuttle and we don't get one because of petty politics?

Well tennhogfan you just send whatever water ya'll don't need on down here to Texas. When things dry out we'll have a BarBQ.
 

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Dig the ditch or lay the pipe, you can have all the water you want.

This is the week for the Memphis in May BarBQ contest. None of that beef brisket stuff, just real pork BarBQ. ribs, shoulder and whole hog. ;)
 

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Tony said:
QUICK! Stay right where you are, until the gubbmint sends busses to take you to your local NFL Stadium. Then strat killing your neighbors and ripping them off....blame O'Bama for not doing enough for you quickly enough.

Where is the federal response? Where is O'Bama? Flying over at 30K feet on the way to another partisan fundraiser?

Where's his humanity???

Oh wait, you're white. Fergetaboutit! Next...
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BTW: If you are stranded - don't shoot three shots in the air as an emergency call for help. The Gov'mint may not get the message.

Last time I was lost I tried that. Three different times. No help. Then I ran out of arrows.
 

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There were a lot of lost people in New Orleans after Katrina. They kept firing three shots into the air. Unfortunately they always seemed to be aimed at the people trying to help them...

I wonder if the guys in Iowa will be following that same pattern?
 

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This is the week for the Memphis in May BarBQ contest. None of that beef brisket stuff, just real pork BarBQ. ribs, shoulder and whole hog. ;)
I'll grant you that calling beef brisket BBQ is stepping WAY over the line. It's nothing but grilled cow with ketchup and a few chilis. I swear calling steak, BBQ, is patent infringement.

Memphis dry rub on pork ribs is something to be savored, for sure, but when it comes to pulled pork, WHY are you putting tomato sauce all over that beautifully slow-cooked pig? Sweet BBQ sauce, are you kidding me?? ;)

"Regionally sauces divide in much the same way as the cuts of pork used to make barbecue. Along the Eastern side of the Carolinas the sauce is spicy, hot and completely devoid of tomatoes. These people continue to hold to the ancient belief that tomatoes are a product of the devil himself."

http://bbq.about.com/od/barbecuesauce/a/aa070498.htm
 

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I wonder if the guys in Iowa will be following that same pattern?
When the S.W.A.T comes Tony.... They'll drink the Kool-aid and fight down to their preacher who I got a strong Jedi like hunch he is either a molester or so far in the closet he is finding Christmas gifts.
 

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How'd us folks in Iowa get pulled into this? Did I miss something? Haven't seen rain here for a week or more (unless it was while I was gone). Indiana, Ohio and eastern Illinois, however, may be another story.
Maybe them city folk are that cornfused, but us out in the countryside pretty much take care of ourselves and our neighbors and don't want the gubmint "helping" us.
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Yeah Roger, that is kind of the point.

What jaket2K9 is talking about, or trying to convey is, as usual, a freakin' mystery.

Lets Eat Grandpa.
"Lets eat, Grandpa!"

He don't get that critical distinction and it's annoying that such simple things excape his addled brain.
 

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When the S.W.A.T comes Tony.... They'll drink the Kool-aid and fight down to their preacher who I got a strong Jedi like hunch he is either a molester or so far in the closet he is finding Christmas gifts.
??? I don't understand.
 

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I'll not be the one to start a "flame" war about BBQ -

but don't confuse Texas BBQ with what most folks do in their back yard. Texas Beef BBQ is slow smoked with a dry rub for about 24 hours. Beef is not the only thing - we use pork and chicken and sauage too for a well rounded meal.

We'll talk chilli wars in another thread.
 
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