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Ok this is a post from our local car club

While I was driving down the A19 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work".
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher", I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well" I said, " I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I get my other hand in, and then I slowly start to stretch the hole, until it's about six feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six foot As-Hole?"
To which I politely replied," You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."

Speeding ticket: $105.00

Court costs: $45

Look on copper's face: Priceless



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wow!


you're an idiot.


thank you for sharing.


btw: I think you're full of ****.


"the other day"?!?!?! No court in the world operates that quickly that you'd have already received sentancing and court fees.


 
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That joke jas been on the net for at least 3 years. If you actually used it on a cop you need serious help!

NEVER PISS OFF COPS!!

Your outcome in court ALWAYS depends on what your demeanor was at the time of the traffic stop!!
 

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Although that story is highly unlikely (As AZ ZBum stated) it's freakin hilarious...I'm in my college computer lab and I had to use a lot of control to stop from making myself look like an idiot hahaha.
 

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Haha even if its not true i woke my roommate up from laughing so hard!

thanks dude.
 
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