Airborne

American muscle has nothing against the all mighty reinforced concrete. This kid is lucky.

I think I posted this a few months back, it followed up with lots and lots of puns about smokey and the bandit and the Trans Am.

That is one bird that won't be flyin today!

One flew the Coop.

Yeah, Firebirds don't do well in the grass...he woulda needed an SUV fir that.

And that cranberry Z is disgusting.

The heat cought up and he burnt out.

Please excuse me as I get another box of kleenx.

Sometimes a good cry is needed. Oh the tragedy. Oh the tragedy. What a terrible waste of a fine F body.

What the ******* lived? Hwl shoulod be in a corner in the seventh level of **** for trashing that car.

BAD DRIVER! BAD BAD DRIVER!!

That stupid dumbarse MF should have just been shot in the forehead by the cop he passed.

If it wasn't for the bridge abutment, that moron was on his way to landing in the lap of oncoming traffic and killing other people.

I know exactly where that happened.

I think if he had more power he could have cleared the bridge.

Dang.

WOW!

They call-ed him the bandit.... Crashed up and in pain.... Tried to escape the cops..... But he put himself to shame.... Beacuse he crashed his Firebird.. into a concrete post between the lane.

Does anyone know what the **** that guy was trying to do? Was he running from the cops or did he just decide to pass a cop car at 100 mph in the grass? Clearly the guy isn't smart, but passing anyone like that is retarded, and a cop even more so. Still, I have to hand it to the guy for crashing in the most epic way imaginable and surviving. In all my time watching car chase shows and auto racing, I don't think I've ever seen a crash like that.

Teenagers do incredibly, colossally, stupendously stupid crap when they are in cars. It's why their group has the highest insurance rates around. This is just a graphic example. The real tragedy is he wasn't snuffed and may pass on his defective genetic material.

77-280z said:

Does anyone know what the **** that guy was trying to do? Was he running from the cops or did he just decide to pass a cop car at 100 mph in the grass? Clearly the guy isn't smart, but passing anyone like that is retarded, and a cop even more so. Still, I have to hand it to the guy for crashing in the most epic way imaginable and surviving. In all my time watching car chase shows and auto racing, I don't think I've ever seen a crash like that.

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"About an hour before the crash, Eden of Mason, Ohio, was arrested by Beavercreek police for prohibition, drug paraphernalia and drug abuse after officers found him in his vehicle in a parking lot with a juvenile female.

That was at about 6:13 a.m. Monday."

At 7:15 he saw a cop car on the road. The jack wagon though it would be funny/cool to buzz the police officer for making him a victim of a society that, in his apparently retarded mind, probably doesn't understand him.

Ah but he would be wrong. We do understand him. That's why we are sooo disappointed that he lived. Please don't let him play in the gene pool.