I took a trip to Santa Cruz and was welcomed and departed with some lovely gifts. On my way to Santa Cruz I saw something in my rear view mirror that immediately caught my attention.
I had to let them catch up so I could check out the rest of the car, but I had no idea I was in for such a treat.
After seeing the side of the car I thought the madness was over, but the grand finale was still in store.
When I arrived at Santa Cruz I parked my car and started eating some Jack in Box that I picked up on the way. There was this huge seagull that wanted some of my food and had no problem coming closer and closer I hopes that I would toss him some food.

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Unfortunately for him I was starving and did to intend of giving him any food. He kept on getting closer and closer so I chased him off. What happened next truly shocked me. He flew off from me chasing him, then turned around circling back toward me and tried to s h i t on me. I was like

and quickly got out of the way. The seagulls in Santa Cruz don't F around. I can't believe he had the balls to intentionally try to s h i t on me like that.
At this point I thought he would just fly off, nope. He landed right back where he was before only this time he was closer and was looking straight at me. I didn't want anymore trouble so I just let him stay there and wasn't going to chase him away. He stood his ground for a few minutes then finally flew away since I wasn't giving him any food.
Fast forward to the end of the day, I head back to my car to leave. When I get to my car I find out the I have been pwned by some seagulls.
I know I'm being paranoid, but I know is was that same damn seagull who was pissed that I didn't give him any food. It looks like he also got some of his boys to join in on the fun. I think he went to his boys and said, "Let's go F up this self-indulgent wiener's car, he didn't give me any food."
The last memento of the day was that someone decided to park their boat right next me.
What a day!