In the style of JF...

you know you spend WAY too much time on ZCAR when...

1. Your favorites folder now contains more Z sites than porno...
2. You use to talk to GIRLS on the internet..
3. You think "Blue" is really his real name...
4. You actually know what a "bubble guinea" is...
5. You have actually ridden on Yorgo's tractor.
6. You have made the connection that Tony D and Ted Nugent are the same person.
7. Your wife thinks your having an online affair because she notices you immediately "minimize" this forum when she walks in the room.
8. You wished you lived in Japan (where all the good parts are).
9. You have had at least 3 posts deleted cause they were too stupid or
made someone really offended.
10. You pick this forum over food and beer in controlled scientific tests...

c'mon guys help me out here....lol

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Jacksonville, Florida
1976 280z 2+2 - Risen from the dead - garaged since 1988. Pallnet Fuel Rail and guage - ES rack and front bushings - 260Z 4Speed - Arizona Z Car Clutch - H4 Lights - Lots more to come...

It's your homepage. On all the computers you may have in your home/work/friend's house.

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'82 turbo zx LS1 coming soon!

I drank beer with Yorgo does that count

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My drinking team has a racing problem

[www.datsun280zx.tk]

if you are fully in control, you are not driving fast enough!


79 ZXR 46K!
81 ZXT EURO 2+2
83 ZXT
All fine Fastback winnabego's

Your wife and kids call your Z "the other woman".....

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'75 280Z Coupe 4-speed
'09 Altima Coupe
"Never been there, didn't do that."

"Some people call it "PeniZ Envy..."

When the phone rings late at night, and your wife tells the kids "Boys tell your Dad good night, he's going out to help someone fix their Z car"

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Z,
Kevin

Triple 77s, one for work, one for play and one on the way.

When you mow your yard and all you find are a couple of z-cars and a bunch of z-parts.

When you place Z emblems on your washer and dryer, and refrigerator.

Your wife wakes you up in the middle of the night and asks who is "Mr. K?"

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76' 280z - RIP
86' Z31 - My baby.
93' Z32 - My daily driver. (sold)
07' Z33 - My new daily driver. (San Marino Blue with the Nismo cat-back exhaust)

Wife " How come you don't do that stuff to my car?"

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1981 280ZX NA
350k + on the Original motor
Still enjoyin the RIDE!!!
Central AR

When you have piles of z parts in your garage that you just refuse to throw out

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-87 300zx Turbo 10psi
-1981 280zx -Sold, I will always remember you.
-07 Ford Fusion- Best DD ever

When you have no parking spaces left for visitors because the Z's take them all up! :)

When you have withdrawals from exhuast fumes....

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Rusty 260zt, yes? I think so.

when you snatch off the "classic 96" emblem off of your brand new snap-on tool box and replace it with a brand new "Datsun280ZX byNissan" emblem...

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82 NA 5 spd
77 4 spd

replacing a Snap-on emblem with a 280ZX emblem on your toolbox??? brand new?...Snap-on??....now your mixin sacred religions together Steveosupremo...
I gotta think about this one a while...

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Jacksonville, Florida
1976 280z 2+2 - Risen from the dead - garaged since 1988. Pallnet Fuel Rail and guage - ES rack and front bushings - 260Z 4Speed - Arizona Z Car Clutch - H4 Lights - Lots more to come...

i'm hardcore man, i left the snap-on emblem on the left side, just snatched the model emblem off of the right side and put a better model emblem. the best of two religions means two heavens and no hells, haha!

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82 NA 5 spd
77 4 spd

lol...

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Jacksonville, Florida
1976 280z 2+2 - Risen from the dead - garaged since 1988. Pallnet Fuel Rail and guage - ES rack and front bushings - 260Z 4Speed - Arizona Z Car Clutch - H4 Lights - Lots more to come...

"9. You have had at least 3 posts deleted cause they were too stupid or
made someone really offended."

Three?

Oh SH*T!

I better look to make sure I clean out under the porch today! Would hate "to have more than three L28ET motors get crushed if my porch suddenly collapses!"

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People here simply want feel good answers. Don't confuse them with FACTS, Dammit!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
You simply can't call someone a F**ktard here, no matter how truthful it is.
Stupidity is contagious, and looks like it's pandemic here...

Rate Parts-Truck Bed Capacity by "L28ET" plot: That's a three engine bed, that one there is only a two engine bed.....

You know that if you stack Z-Cars for Storage, you have to take the suspenions off in an 8 foot container, while in a 9.6 footer you can stack em complete, just gotta put the wheels inside the ones on the bottom.

You know the balance point of a front cut, with and without engine.

You know you can carry three half-cuts in the back of your truck.

You pass on Slotted Mags because you already have five sets. One from American, one from Western, one from Appliance, one from Shelby, and a full set with spares from Enkei.... And then you start counting the polished sets....

You consider a 40 foot sea container "inadequate" for spares storage.

You realize that after you bought TWO 40 foot sea containers, they are "inadequate" and need at least two more...

When you fly internationally, you start seeking Z-Cars, any Z-Car, and get excited when you finally see one after six weeks of daily searching. Even if it's a clapped out Z31 2/2 in the back streets of Puerto Ordaz, Venezuela! (Oooh, hey, a Z31 COMPLIMENT from me, and they call me a 'hater'!)

You get upset when the Nugent Concert happens 15 minutes from your house, and you will be on the other side of the country with NormS, looking over Z-Car photos...

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People here simply want feel good answers. Don't confuse them with FACTS, Dammit!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
You simply can't call someone a F**ktard here, no matter how truthful it is.
Stupidity is contagious, and looks like it's pandemic here...

when you actually notice you feel good and not having a crappy headache from the fumes after a while of being away from your car!
>.<

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82 280zx turbo 5 speed
86 300zx NA 5 spd

for sale!

tony did you really mean that about the z31? wish i had a set of slotted mags for cheap...and is that L28et engines with or without trannys attached?

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82 NA 5 spd
77 4 spd

You know you have been around ZC.C for a while when noobs start predicting the imminent downfall of the forum because of you:

"In a years time when this forum consists of nothing but Tony D and all his fanboys you might understand how much of a negative effect he has on this forum."


You know you have been around ZC.C for a while when noobs attribute such magical powers after only posting 16 posts in "their" forum over the course of almost 10 years!

You know they are noobs when you have been around, hearing the same PO&B swarf for well nigh on 7 years, and the forum is still there: vibrant and prosperous as ever!

When people use you as reference for "whatever" (good or bad) things they see on the forum.

When you get hate mail in your personal e-mail box (none of that in over two years, personally, but hey, I'm delusional and derisive as well!)

When people tagline your quotes.

When people use your screen name in their subject line when they need help.


Hey, whatsa guy to do> let's make another post "Jeff Foxworthy on Noobs at ZC.C"

I won't start it, but I got PLENTY of ammunition for THAT one! LOL

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People here simply want feel good answers. Don't confuse them with FACTS, Dammit!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
You simply can't call someone a F**ktard here, no matter how truthful it is.
Stupidity is contagious, and looks like it's pandemic here...

Engines don't stack on headbolts with trannies attached.

Wich brings up another few:

You know that the most efficient way to load the engines and trannies in you truck is ON END pointing skyward.

You know that headbolts will let you stack engines on end without removing the flywheel.

You know that WalMart Carburettor Cleaner Spraycan Caps fit perfectly into the tailshafts of trannies to keep rainwater out when you stack them on end, or when pulling a tranny, to keep it from draining fluid all over your carpet!

You know that the input shaft is juuuuust longer than the mounting flange, so for proper stacking, you always have a couple of 2X2's in the bed of the truck, "just in case you find a haul".



Post Edited (Aug 5, 2:15pm)

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People here simply want feel good answers. Don't confuse them with FACTS, Dammit!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
You simply can't call someone a F**ktard here, no matter how truthful it is.
Stupidity is contagious, and looks like it's pandemic here...