Re: Survey Says?
Date: June 24, 2005 10:46AM
Here's what you do, confront her first, and be fair about it. Let them know from a professional standpoint what is going on and your concern so you don't have to worry about legal repurcussions.
If that doesn't work, then go to her house. In a mason jar (home canning jar) put a couple chunks of chicken and then fill it with milk. Seal the top with the screw on lid....
Here's the tricky part. You have to find a way to hide this jar in her home ventilation system. You can often times do this from the outside. After a few months of heating and cooling through the vents, the jar will burst, and 4 month old chicken and milk will spread through the whole house. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OUT. But hey, I didn't tell you this.
oh... so you WERE racing? Coulda fooled me.