A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump.

"A what?" says the confused parts guy.

"My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."

"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?"

"A Datsun."

As the parts guy writes down "Datsun, 28 oz. water pump" the light in his head goes on. "Oh yes ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps. We have 24-ounce and 26-ounce water pumps too."

"Finally," she says. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."

"Yes ma'am. That's because we're a full service parts warehouse. It's our job to have the parts you need, like a 28-ounce water pump," he says, smiling, as he jots down customer pick-up, Datsun 280Z water pump, part number . . . . . . .

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-=There's nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept=-

lmao

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1979 Datsun 280zx
2002 Subaru Impreza WRX Wagon
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took me a couple of times, but i got it. lol

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Z31 FORUMS!!!

Reminds me of the joke where a girlfriend is looking for a part for here boyfriends Ford Fiso (F150).

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-------Senkyoshi

1973 240Z 4spd Dual Webers
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Haha, that did take a couple of times. I like it.

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85 N/A Complete Interior Restoration, 84 Turbo (parts)
94 Maxima...VG30 FTW!

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Thats like the blonde that was looking for the "710" cap for her car.

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'83 280ZX. 270k original miles. almost broken in.
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I got it right off the bat. i hav a 240Z hat, and everyone makes the comment..."why 24 oz? 40 oz's are better"...hahahaha i think they get it when they see me get in the Z.....lol.....good joke!

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72 240Z...I finally tuned the carbs right, So it doesnt run like shite anymore....lol

Wait a minute, the 280Z is not a pickup. . .

I read that joke on this forum a few months agao, it's pretty funny.

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Justin T
72 240Z L28, 5-speed (sold)
77 280Z 5-speed (t-boned 8-25-04, crushed by tree june 08)
Currently no Zs:( Just a bunch of spare parts

This isn't a joke, it's true, but funny nonetheless.

A girl from my high school goes to my buddies shop complaining about her new car. She's got a BWM that's only a couple days old and she had to have this thing towed to the shop. When asked what the problem was, she says she filled it up at a gas station and suddenly it didn't run...

She filled it up alright. She filled the tank, and then topped off the oil- LITERALLY, ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! Needless to say, it didn't get much further after that!

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oh... so you WERE racing? Coulda fooled me.

When I was a kid, I thought the Pontica 6000LE was a "google".