
To go here, I always travelled on 'The Freedom Bird' (Below)
Old "Fat Jack" the 43 year old 'old guy' I worked with had a friend who's mom owned a 'nightclub in the P.I.' and he always talked about how his friend always told him to come visit with him for two weeks and that 'everything will be on us, just pay for the flight'---well Fat Jack was pretty timid in just about every respect from travel to food choices, and to impress us would try and regale us all with stories about being a "swinger in the 70's" in Detroit (yawn!) and 'how could you 24 year old's know anything about what it was like?'
We told him in somewhat graphic terms and he was in total disbelief.
He didn't believe our stories. Then I met the friend. Come to find out that the bar his mother owned was the one NEXT TO THE NIPA HUT! I called him a piece of the female anatomy which is oft referred to as a cat for the way he was skipping out on that opportunity "Mr. 70's Swinger"!
There were three of us working there, one guy off the Shasta, another off one of the CVN's that was always Westpackin' and me...Mr. TDY to Clark for 90 days at a time...
ALL of use were no more than 25, and no matter what stories we told, Old Fat Jack just never believed them. So I had a friend still stationed there go an film a Wet T-Shirt Contest at The Nipa Hut and send me the VHS tape.
Old Fat Jack sat affixed, in disbelief. He remained curiously silent about his escapades in his youth afterwards. We often said he would have gotten married had he gone on the vacation trip with Manny... And curiously enough "I'm his age" now, and I don't act as damn decrepit as he did! With him it was always 'you say that now, but when you get to be my age...' everybody thought he was something like 60+. We had contractors in that were in their 70's that outworked that Fat, Useless, Lazy, Bastard! Man, I hated Fat Jack. What a waste of human flesh.
And we didn't even get to battery acid on the pesos, stuck atop the SanMiguel Bottle for "Three, two, one...JACKPOT!"
"Banana Banana Banana!"
Oh, you bastards have regressed me to filth. BAAAAAAAD forum members! BAAAAAAAAD Forum Members!
Oh, I digress. No, I have not seen photos of the new bridge. Anybody else chuck money in for the kids to fish out?
(hangs head in shame, skulks to darkness)
For all the kids out there, the worst that was possible at that time was PRG if you were straight... The Drip. Wooooooooooooo!
Man, I got phrases that are burned in my mind from those days...

The guy who I hoisted these photos from was deployed TDY there same timeframe as I was, 1984-1989.
People
Are Idiots, Just look around here and you will see!
Tony D: "Knowledgeable but Caustic"... rationull
You simply can't call someone a F**ktard here, no matter how truthful it is.
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